January 9th, 2010, 05:30 AM
James Bond...Dies(Must Read)
James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there.
So, she calls up heaven.
A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.
She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".
"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.
She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said: "This is Mary speaking".
"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up....
January 11th, 2010, 12:07 PM