A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it.
Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet
Salesman: Madam, if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit
Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that shit ?
Lady: Because there's no electricity in house.
MORAL: Never Be Over Smart