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    Seducive Woman [Must Read]

    A woman guest approaches the bar in a small restaurant.

    She calls the guy at the bar and when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. 'Are you the owner of this place?' she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.

    'Ehhh. No. Not at all!' he replies.

    'Would you please call him here?' the lady asks and gently touches his hair.

    'Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!' the man sighs.

    'Would you then please do me a great favour?' the lady asks and follows gently the line of his lips.

    'Of course. What ever you wish!' the man moans.

    'I want to leave a message for the !' she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.

    'What message?' he asks with the two fingers in his mouth.

    'Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel in the lady's room!'

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    Default Re: Seducive Woman [Must Read]

    LOL crap in his mouth

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    Default Re: Seducive Woman [Must Read]

    eeooow shitt in mouth

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