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[samrat_21]

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Post some funny text messages...

[samrat_21]

I start first...

santa to banta:oye yeh sent message kya hota hai???
banta:after thinking a lot...
jis message me khushboo ho use sent message kehte hai.....

[TheOne]

Thanks bro nice one

[samrat_21]

A new born baby in d hospital was laughing loud wid its tiny palm closed!!! The confused Dr unfolded its tiny fingers amd found an 'UNWANTED-72' tab... :-)

[samrat_21]

Y did heisenberg nvr hv a child???
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Bcoz wen he had momentum,he couldn't locate position & wen he found the position he lost his momentum.....
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uncertainty u c!!!!

[samrat_21]

Husband wife se bola:"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe ae jaan-e-tamanna,
Khuda kasam agli baar khane me baal aaya to sajni se ghajni bana dunga...."

[Raju]

Husband wife se bola:"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe ae jaan-e-tamanna,
Khuda kasam agli baar khane me baal aaya to sajni se ghajni bana dunga...."

Nice mate keep going

[samrat_21]

Kid:Aunty mummy ne ek katori chini mangai hai..

Aunty(haste hue):accha aur kya kaha hai mummy ne???

Kid:kaha hai agar vo 'KUTIYA' na de to sharma ji se le lena...

[samrat_21]

Sardar makes a call to airport,asked "how long is d journey from punjab to america?"
Receptionist: one second sir, sardar disconnects & says "lagta hai pee k baithi hai..."

[samrat_21]

What would be the world's smallest resignation letter?
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Respected sir,I love your wife.