A female TV reporter went to have an interview with
A farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease .......
Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the
Reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said,
" Do you know that the bull screws the cow once a year ? "
The Lady ( getting embarrassed ) : " Well sir, that's a new piece of information.
But what is the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ? "
The Farmer : " Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a day ? "
The Lady : " Yes ! But can you come to the point please ? "
The Farmer : " I am getting to the point Madam ........ Just imagine ........ If I was playing with your breasts,
Four times a day and screwing you ........ ONLY ........ Once a year, would you also not get mad ? "
A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one
Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said
"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".
A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news : I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell, because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs. Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric company.
"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
economics teacher : Give an example of:-
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student: A pregnant prostitute...!!
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