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[samrat_21]

Golden words of BillGates--"Whenever there is a hard job to be done, i assign it to a laziest man as he is sure 2 find an easy way of doing it."
so "Be lazy think crazy"

[bv_abhi]

Santa: Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Gujrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai? Banta: Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do.

[bv_abhi]

Flower die
Storie end
Song fade
Memory 4gotton
All things cum 2 end
People like u always remain 4ever
Bcz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

[bv_abhi]

Girls r Not Worried Abt Ther LOOKS now
wah wah

Girls r Not Worried abt ther LOOKS now
coz





I m Busy wid
My Books Now
wah wah

[bv_abhi]

Santa Came from Uk n ask to his son
Where is ur Mother?
son: dad she is Die
Santa: why u did not Inform me?
Son: I think that i ll Give u suprise

[bv_abhi]

A single spelling Mistake that caused a divorce!! A man went to goa & sent msg 2 wife - "having d most amazing & wonderful time.. Wish u were HER"

[bv_abhi]

One day 14 boys decided 2 propose to a gal
12 boys came wit roses,
1 came
wit a
'Ring'
Tat's confidence. Another boy came wit a condom-
over confidence...

[bv_abhi]

G--->Ghost
I--->In
R--->Real
l--->Life
So avoid Girls & Forward their Phone Number to me
Dont worry About My Lyf
I' m a Proffesional Ghost Rider

[bv_abhi]

BeautiFul Liness Written In Petrol PUMPS






"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"

[bv_abhi]

Man:I hate Paying Taxes.Lady:A good citizen should pay his taxes w a smile.Man:I tried that but they insisted on money.