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**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:43 AM

First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal n opposite philosopher. Second Law: They are both wrong.

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:43 AM

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above.....!

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:46 AM

Girl - I'm Radio,
My Right Ball is Volume & Left is Tuner.
Boy pressed, nd said, y is radio not Switching on
Girl - U Monkey! Bottom PLUG Is Unplugged Pls Plug it with ur plug.!!!!

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:46 AM

Once Prof Santa asked a plumber 2 come 2 his college.U know y Coz he wanted 2 check from where d question paper is leaking.

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:47 AM

What is d
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"Marriage.."
So Be Aware!

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:47 AM

MODIFIED Einstein's theory of relativity
We study for 10min
&it seems like an hour
&
we sleep an hour&it seems like 10 min!

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**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:48 AM

MELODY & MALA-D mein kya fark hota hai!?

Choti bacchi MELODY khake masti karti hai.

Badi bacchi masti karke
MALA-D khaati hai!!!

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:49 AM

Santa-Aj mera beta First class me aya
Master- very Good kis me aya?
S- Lal Bagh Express me

**bv_abhi** · November 24th, 2009, 11:49 AM

Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega

**samrat_21** · March 12th, 2010, 01:12 PM

Dr-Jab aapko pata tha chipkali apke kaan me ghus rhi hai to aap chup kyu the?
Santa-pehle Cockroach gaya to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne ja rhi thi.