'A' Jokes (18+)

**samrat_21** · February 8th, 2011, 01:24 PM

Son: Dad today onwards, in school there will be one period on sex education.

Dad: Good, But why are you shaking your penis?

Son: O dad! This is my home work....;-)

Boy: You want to see magic?

Girl: yeah!

Boy: then remove your clothes & bend....... Do u feel a finger in your ass?

Girl: Oh Yeah!

Boy: See.... both my hands are in front of you..!!!

Girl: Hey woooooowwww...... Super magic.....!!!

What is the different between a Lollipop and Penis?

Simple....

The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and Penis gets bigger with each lick....!!!

While a boy kissess a girl in lips....
They will said

England girl: Wow...... So sexy and sweet....

French girl: Hmmmm... Nice nasty kisss.....

American girl: You are so hot......

Indian girl: Hey please... Dont tell to anyone.....

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

**roshann** · February 14th, 2012, 10:33 PM

coolllllllll..
keep it uppppppppppppp

**Treigitur** · February 16th, 2012, 09:08 PM

More:

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

Why do 90 percent
of the girls have a bigger left b****t ?
) ---- (
( .)( . )
) ----(
because....
90 percent of the
boys are
right handed..

BOY : I like soft thing behind ur BRA.
GIRL : What??
BOY : ur Heart dear.
GIRL : I like the big thing between ur two legs.
BOY : Wats it ???
GIRL : ur BIKE..