Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap.

one evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didnt tell husband.

That night when they went to bed,the husband gave old story--Excuse me my dear..... my stomach is aching & went to bathroom.

The wife promptly went into maid's bed.she switched the lights off.

He came in silently,he wasted no time on words but quickly started sex...when he finished,wife said--You didn't expect me in this bed,did u...? & swithed on the light.

NO MADAM said the WATCHMAN..!


MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you fucked....!