April 7th, 2011, 12:23 PM
King Scratches Servant's Ass [Must Read]
A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
The local paper read:'SERVANT's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.
Next day the local paper headline read:'KING SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'.
This was too much for the king, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper heading the news: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:"QUEEN SELLS ASS FOR $10"
This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.
The next day Headlines:"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king was buried next day!
...Power of media
April 20th, 2011, 05:50 PM